if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life
how to get up in the morning
- you don’t
i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
this looks like the title of a fall out boy song
Look at all those ducks there are at least ten
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
when the actor u have a crush on has a shirtless/nude sccene
this the kind of shit you find on high school stairways